@funkatron I’m a more empathetic person for having seen a small window into your experience, and I’m sure I’m not the only one. I really think you are making a difference.
@funkatron Or if you absolutely must, 5.3 with a patch applied to make the namespace separator the Unicode snowman.
@evanpro @funkatron My airport will take a hundred of them please!
@funkatron @grmpyprogrammer @gizmomathboy @newyant @JacobyDave So much drama in the LBC though.
@funkatron If you're looking for something light and bare bones, I've enjoyed Falcon so far.
@funkatron I hope you can allow your proudest moments to motivate and energize you, because they are plentiful. Thanks for all that you do.
This is an unscheduled reminder that @funkatron is one of the best, most caring people in this industry, and a really smart guy as well.
RT @funkatron: Number one better be some kind of fuckin supercat twitter.com/modernistwitch…
RT @funkatron: Kid did not seem to care when I told him about precision issues with floating point numbers
@funkatron The other article seemed to draw a comparison between trigger warnings and microaggressions that seemed very thin.
@funkatron The Atlantic published a related article about micro-aggressions and trigger warnings that I considered asking for your take on.
@coates @auroraeosrose @funkatron s/the Jeep/all vehicles/
@funkatron My deepest condolences, Ed. Keeping you in my thoughts.
@funkatron Your move: youtu.be/KWikGqr-OMw?t=….
@frogooa My apologies. The joke wasn't meant to downplay the seriousness or diversity of mental illness. @funkatron is doing great work.
@funkatron That's okay. I trust your gut.
RT @funkatron: When you're always chattering about new frameworks and DBs, this is what I see. http://t.co/0mlGw8N9zK
@funkatron Pretty sure she consented telepathically or something. Dude is supposed to be a vampire, right? Louis CK has a good joke on this.
@Derrick_Snyder When you're white it's called goofing off, I think. /cc @funkatron
@funkatron Read about this recently and couldn't believe it. This is the kind of thing that you would think only happens in other countries.
RT @funkatron: I’m keynoting @PyTennessee. They need sponsorship help. If you believe in what I’m doing, help them. buff.ly/1616ki3
@funkatron America's toilet.
RT @funkatron: Fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer
@ramsey @funkatron Watch it. At your own risk.
RT @funkatron: I’ll be giving a keynote at @PyTennessee, and I just ate a Jimmy John’s sub. So things are looking up. http://t.co/4NeWClyST…
RT @PyTennessee: We are thrilled to announce that @funkatron will be keynoting pytennessee.tumblr.com/post/101089820… after his hugely successful talk last…
RT @funkatron: “Twitter will never, and should never, have any credibility with developers again.“ marco.org/2014/10/20/wsj…
@funkatron @SaraMG Not great. Haven't used the AOSP browser in years, personally. But still, not great.
@funkatron Way to ruin my diet dude.
RT @funkatron: Saying someone shouldn't be depressed because many have it worse is also saying, "You shouldn't ever be happy because many h…
@funkatron Never got around to listening to the first one, but I expected it to be great. Worth a listen?
Happy Birthday, @funkatron!
@ElizabethN @funkatron I want to go! I miss Kalamazoo!
RT @funkatron: In the real world, the public pays $40k for potato salad, and local schools can’t afford to buy all their teachers a compute…
@funkatron Angular can be frustrating with BC breaks, but most haven't been too hard to adapt to, and I'm generally excited about 2.0.
RT @funkatron: When people yell and swear and bully and actively dismiss other viewpoints, it’s not something to celebrate, even if they ar…
@funkatron I know this weighs on you. I'm a big fan of your quest to promote empathy. I think that it is the root of healing a community.
@nateabele @funkatron #HamButton > ALL OTHER BUTTONS.
@funkatron That's why you speak up, so that I can tell you that you're one of the people that inspires me to be better.
@funkatron All of these federal rulings on gay marriage bans have me like “Marriage inequality, sir? It's done.” à la Lincoln (the movie).
@funkatron We brand people as irredeemable way too quickly. Twitter is a big hill. We tend to forget that when we start throwing snowballs.
@funkatron I feel the same. He did say that he wanted to maintain Mozilla's values. I kind of wish he had been allowed to prove it.
@funkatron Sounds like Mountain Lion's days are Numbered.
Home from a great weekend at @PyTennessee with @ramsey, @funkatron, @pmjones, @jacques_thekit, @kennethreitz, @whit537, @epochblue and more.
@jacques_thekit @ramsey @funkatron @pmjones @CalEvans I insist you do.
@ramsey @funkatron @pmjones @CalEvans That works. Looking forward to seeing everyone!
@funkatron That is the face of hopelessness.
@funkatron Was really hoping the Felt song would be playing in the background.
@funkatron Hang in there, friendo.
I admire and respect @funkatron immensely, and this post about empathy is a great example of why. Give it a read! funkatron.com/posts/empathy-…
RT @funkatron: I'm not sure I could recommend anyone today going to college -- at least not at a private university. Cost/reward ratio is w…
@funkatron As always, I'm here for you for whatever support I can offer. Keeping your family in my most positive thoughts.
I can't believe I forgot to mention @funkatron and @byeliad, who will also be speaking at @PyTennessee. If you're in TN, you MUST go.
@funkatron Sorry to hear this. Wishing them both, and you, the best.
@markjbrown I figured. Was just teasing. It's great that you guys do that. /cc @funkatron
@markjbrown "Guys like YOU"? What's THAT supposed to mean?! (I bet it's complimentary) :-) /cc @funkatron
@funkatron You're always such a great person to be around. I'm really glad I got to hang out with you for a few days. Safe travels!
@funkatron I think the whole world would be excited if you teleported there.#groundbreaking
@funkatron People like the way that button said ham.
@funkatron My coworkers love @thehambutton. It has come up at least once a week for months.
@funkatron Have to draw a line somewhere. My sofa is open to cast who fall on hard times as a result of this. /cc @theleaguefxx @alwayssunny
@funkatron Trouble is if I torrented it I might accidentally promote the show by talking about it to friends. /cc @theleaguefxx @alwayssunny
@funkatron Haha. Wrote my tweet about not consuming it before I saw this suggestion of torrenting, actually. /cc @theleaguefxx @alwayssunny
@mims @funkatron Thanks for tweeting and retweeting this.
@funkatron Backup plus Data Loss. Revolutionary.
@auroraeosrose Was just debating this today with a Windows user who dismissed OS X without cause. "So what makes it /bad/?" /cc @funkatron
@funkatron One person ready to contribute to the cause! gittip.com/on/github/funk…
@funkatron Please take a look at GitTip. It may be a good way to fund this. gittip.com. I know @whit537 would love it!
@elazar No, Fantasy Football is sports for nerds. /cc @funkatron @ramsey @preinheimer @coates @mwop @shiflett @arzoum @ElizabethN
RT @funkatron: New blog post: "When is Design Evil?" j.mp/whenisdesignev… #booklynbeta #design #ethics
@coates Not a public figure if you don't have a wikipedia page. /cc @jperras @funkatron
RT @funkatron: Jaguar logo in keynote preso missing Lane Price's lifeless corpse
@funkatron Oh, your room would have been a lot fancier than mine then.
@funkatron Western Michigan University.
@funkatron I think I knew you lived near there, but not about school. We could have been roommates in college! /cc @a @jperras @shiflett
RT @funkatron: you guys really need to cut out this dubstep shit.
@funkatron They'd be stupid not to send you one.
@funkatron The thing that scares me most is the witch hunt attitude that tends to creep up in this industry. /cc @lig @grmpyprogrammer
RT @lxt: @funkatron if I didn't use the technologies of people whose politics I disagreed with...let's just say there are a lot of extre ...
@funkatron Do we even know that his donation was specifically in support of Prop 8, rather than a broader conservative agenda?
@funkatron My inclination is to just ignore it unless it becomes part of the language or community. /cc @grmpyprogrammer
@funkatron On the other hand, I think the politics of the issue are on a personal level. No window.godHatesGays() yet. /cc @grmpyprogrammer
@funkatron Knowing you may be helping someone support a cause you disagree with sucks. No disagreement. /cc @grmpyprogrammer
@funkatron I'm with @grmpyprogrammer. When Hans Reiser murdered his wife, ReiserFS was still a good product.
@funkatron Maybe if you ask programmers. I bet poets, and even programmers with poetic inclinations might disagree.
RT @funkatron: It'd be nice if you fucks would stop complaining about the ME3 ending so I can be disappointed spoiler-free.
@funkatron Pretty sure it will win big or fail big. I don't think there's much middle ground for loving vs hating it. /cc @weierophinney
@funkatron Yeah. That was weak. Sorry to have wasted your time.
@a For some people, I think simply copying the slides helps with retention. They may not even refer to their own copy. /cc @funkatron
RT @funkatron: @nickasloan that's called being a hobo @agentile
@funkatron Honestly, I bet you could get anything you were really serious about funded on Kickstarter. /cc @ramsey @jperras
@funkatron Whoever said that is right.
@funkatron Oh dreams. Where the impossible is possible.
@funkatron Not ONLY @parallels. It just seems that way because when a company does that, you tend to never think about them seriously again.
RT @funkatron: Although this is about Python libs, I think it is very applicable to PHP, and consistent with my thoughts re: MicroPHP ht ...
@funkatron Sounds like you weren't so much cockblocked as docblocked.
@funkatron That is one of the features of Git that made me super excited, and which I have yet to use even once out of laziness.
@funkatron How dare you‽ Scoundrel!
@funkatron Once you figure out how to buy @gitboxapp and use it for a bit, you should tell us how useful you find it to be.
RT @funkatron: Do you want a @gimmebar account? I have an invite. Seriously. I know I work there, but I have one.
@funkatron Instead, it will just delay the fix.
@funkatron I agree with @weierophinney, Google made a huge mistake in giving the carriers as much power as they did. Nascar App? No thanks.
@funkatron True. The worst thing about Android is all of the options. Most of them cleverly disguise their suck.
@funkatron Agreed. That's why I would only recommend a Nexus device, or a Galaxy S II device for someone considering Android.
@funkatron Also, most Android devices that face manufacturer neglect have third party ROMs that keep them current. Not ideal, but it helps.
@funkatron Apple controls the hardware, so it can. Google doesn't get to decide whether manufacturers upgrade their devices.
@funkatron That diagram is kind of misleading about the state of Android because 3 models account for most purchases from that period.
@funkatron Sad news. My condolences.
@funkatron Isn't that pretty much what they did a year ago when they bought WebOS?
@markjbrown Even PDF is a better option than a Word doc these days. At least my browser an open a PDF. /cc @funkatron
@funkatron We would rather steal all of the free tickets at PyOhio, and save ourselves the work. /cc @elizabethn
@funkatron Just imagine Ice T is also there, kicking ass. That seems to work for Law & Order SVU.
@funkatron I haven't played Heavy Rain yet, but your spoilers are awesome. I don't even mind.
@funkatron Haven't made it that far yet. I keep getting bored.
@funkatron Yes. THE.
@funkatron Android will have you. Pretty please!
@funkatron Hulu Plus! Sadly, @comcast will still get some of your money.
RT @funkatron: Hey, Wet Hot American Summer is on Netflix. You should go watch it immediately
@funkatron Same here man.
@funkatron @anthonyjeselnik is brilliant.
@funkatron You can say that again! J/K!
@funkatron We'd rather not.
@funkatron Hahaha. Nailed it.
@funkatron Oh, I assumed they did a download once thing like iTunes. That makes even less sense then. /cc @amazonmp3
@funkatron That does suck. Hopefully they will come up with a way to let you redownload to Cloud Drive once for previous purchases.
@preinheimer Give yourself some credit. You're at least 2/3 the man he is. /cc @funkatron
@funkatron Are you implying that one group of developers may need more hand-holding than the other two? if you aren't, I might be.
@funkatron I had pastrami for lunch too! Too cool!
RT @funkatron: "Whenever we have music events, we like to remind ourselves why we do this. So here's a mannequin made out of cash that I ...
@funkatron I have to agree. I've been quite happy with Slicehost for nearly 2 years. Love 'em.
RT @funkatron: When I see people *still* using "rock star" as a positive description of a dev, I'm more and more convinced they've never ...
Good luck @shiflett and @funkatron. Looking forward to seeing rave reviews of your presentation.
@funkatron That needed to be tweeted.
"Only Ruby guys would name an app 'less'. I think I'll make a new framework called 'mkdir'." - @funkatron
@funkatron I thought you were already doing that for fun anyway.
@funkatron Time for Spaz to start a donations drive.
@funkatron Make sure it has the option to split tracks on a given number of seconds of silence.
RT @funkatron: "why couldn't @dhh disappear instead?" - A sentiment I agree with.
@funkatron What brought that up? I'm re-watching the series now, and I'm very apprehensive about getting to season 4. :-(
@funkatron Angry Ed is kind of funny when his icon has a teacup in hand. With that said, I agree on all counts.
@funkatron The dreaded CPoIP!
@funkatron @lukewelling has DEFINITELY gone toe to toe with a jelly fish.
@funkatron 404 dude.
@funkatron Hope you feel better.
@funkatron what's not to get? American Apparell has the most comfortable t-shirts bar none.