@lukewelling Yeah. I think the fact that we still vaccinate for polio despite 99% eradication is an even better point than what I intended.
@lukewelling Just gives you something to click to make it go away. Save it up for when your Twitter feed is slow.
@lukewelling It was great while it lasted.
@lukewelling That was supposed to be a suitor responding to this woman, but I ran out of room for the quotation marks.
@lukewelling Oh! Well I was just going to take you home and "forget" to call you, but since you've got the wedding all planned and paid for…
@lukewelling I could just leave out a dish of 1 part drano, 3 parts water.
@lukewelling When I have to debug IE, I like to just leave a bunch of chocolate lying in the middle of my living room floor.
@lukewelling Only way to fix that is a youtube video of you blowing up a washing machine. Instantly cool!
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@lukewelling Unfortunately not. There are about 20 horses looking for homes, I thought it might be worth mentioning. :-)
@lukewelling Any interest in free horses? They are allegedly healthy, they were inherited and are unwanted.
@lukewelling Happy birthday!
@lukewelling Thanks for spreading the word! >:-(
@lukewelling, @lxt Congratulations! Glad to hear everyone is well!
@lukewelling Don't get me started.
@lukewelling You mean you'll use a chainsaw, and then spend the other 5.5 hours killing zombies?
@funkatron @lukewelling has DEFINITELY gone toe to toe with a jelly fish.
@lukewelling Fair enough. It just seems like refactoring is a very useful skill that is ignored in the education of programmers.
@shiflett @lukewelling I prefer the Defective Sun Theory.
I previously incorrectly stated that @lukewelling is making me afraid to go to Columbus. He's actually making me afraid of Columbia, MD.
@lukewelling: you guys in Columbus are making me feel a little bit nervous about visiting. I don't want to catch the plague.
@lukewelling you're right. We should make people park minivans in separate, back lots where they won't be such an eyesore. ;-)
@seancoates sounds like you and @lukewelling have similar problems. Maybe a team-up against the auto industry is in order.