@grmpyprogrammer At least you're not alone.
@grmpyprogrammer Subpoena companion?
@grmpyprogrammer Damn y'all only have one interest smh
@grmpyprogrammer There is NO WAY that is allowed.
@grmpyprogrammer @grhmc I'm sure he has plenty of resources to recommend, but the pro move would be to look into his Nix training. It was a fantastic program that covered a lot of ground from syntax to best practices.
@jperras @grmpyprogrammer I have no actual opinions, just bad jokes.
@jperras @grmpyprogrammer Bosch from Costco? More like Botch.
@grmpyprogrammer I think what you're describing is indicative of their desire to steer the open web, not their opposition to it. Not a distinction that we should be excited about, but if it's one vs the other, Facebook seems clearly more web-hostile to me.
@grmpyprogrammer @coates I can tell you this: the worst option is to keep a broken, out of warranty Aeron in your basement for years, telling yourself you are going to fix it some day.
@grmpyprogrammer I think they're called apoltergeists.
@grmpyprogrammer So tempted to retweet that out of context. "Great news! @grmpyprogrammer can fix anything wrong with your computer!"
@grmpyprogrammer @datawench @ramsey I don't mind Slack for work (though I'm no longer on a team that uses it), but I cannot stand it for things like Meetup groups or open source projects. They don't even pretend to want to serve those use cases, and better options have existed for decades. Probably conferences too.
@grmpyprogrammer @internet_widow Congrats man!
@grmpyprogrammer When did you start your new job as the hip guidance counselor at the local middle school?
@funkatron @grmpyprogrammer @gizmomathboy @newyant @JacobyDave So much drama in the LBC though.
@bphogan @grmpyprogrammer Strange. I've had a great time with it. Though I'd likely jump ship at least temporarily if I was running into trouble too.
@grmpyprogrammer Too late for an "Omelette you finish…" joke? Because omelette you finish, but I make one of the best omelettes of all time.
@grmpyprogrammer Will take a look tonight or tomorrow. Hope that's not too slow!
@grmpyprogrammer I'd be happy to! Have to admit though, I never knew that PHP did that (from what I can recall).
@grmpyprogrammer What's giving you trouble?
@ramsey @grmpyprogrammer I know you're just missing the j in json, but I like reading it as "You can set this in your composer, son!"
@grmpyprogrammer @jacqueswoodcock It's easy when the charts are just Adele.
@grmpyprogrammer My condolences. I'm sure it is a mercy for the poor thing if it has come to that. You have my support for what it's worth.
@grmpyprogrammer He interviewed a local CEO a while ago, and made it about race. "Which is a bigger liability: Pittsburgh or being black?"
@grmpyprogrammer For a moment I thought you were announcing that you had triplets, and they were named after these fine folks. #stillAsleep
@grmpyprogrammer @shiflett Used on gadget news sites. Phones that are silly big. Though not impractical in outcall professional contexts.
@grmpyprogrammer Perhaps we hold you in higher esteem than to assume you are trolling. :-)
@grmpyprogrammer Completely disagree. Something is better than nothing. No branches is better than no history.
@grmpyprogrammer Maybe it makes a roundtrip to the boy at school. A whole candy laundering operation, albeit an ineffective one.
@grmpyprogrammer Don't worry. History shows that is a forgone conclusion. /cc @jperras
@grmpyprogrammer wanted to disagree with you, but yeah... What?
@grmpyprogrammer Nexus 4 is only $250.00 off contract. :-) It'll be replaced soon, but not a bad deal at all.
@harrieverveer Just stated it in a funny way. The meaning was clear though, and I'm sure you can count on @grmpyprogrammer to do just that.
@harrieverveer Unit testing for two? Is that when you unit test with a rose centerpiece and candlelight? /cc @grmpyprogrammer
@grmpyprogrammer Sad but true. /cc @jperras
@jperras @grmpyprogrammer It is tragic though. Talk of liquidating the Detroit Institute of Arts.
@jperras @grmpyprogrammer The opportunity in Detroit now is huge if you are willing to wait for the return. Quicken Loans is betting big.
@grmpyprogrammer In all fairness, i think you can identify a perfectly valid reason to say this in any language. /cc @michaelnugent
@grmpyprogrammer I know! And I'm nearly perfect, so just imagine how unreliable everyone else's code must be without tests.
@grmpyprogrammer I suspect your government would have a very serious problem with it. I don't like bullying our best buds to the North.
@grmpyprogrammer WebP. That's the Google answer, anyway.
@grmpyprogrammer Sorry to hear that. Wishing your cat the best.
@grmpyprogrammer Meant that to mitigate the damage from other forks that may not have been cloned locally yet. Not much else you can do. :-(
@grmpyprogrammer Just delete your repo and push the history from your local copy back to a new repo. Easy peasy. Git is good at this.
@steveklabnik @grmpyprogrammer Whoa. PHP and Pittsburgh worlds colliding.
@grmpyprogrammer Getcha money playa. Cash rules everything around me.
@grmpyprogrammer Nice. She won't be lacking for boldness. :-)
@grmpyprogrammer Heh. Just figured I'd squat on the name and get some people signed up until whoever should "own" it can take over.
@tswicegood So submit a talk you've given before somewhere else? It should be ready to go. /cc @grmpyprogrammer
@grmpyprogrammer Ah. Check out @DOOMTREE. They have some really great stuff.
@grmpyprogrammer Wait, were you referring to the @DOOMTREE song, the Skrillex song/album or the Lost Boys quote from the movie Hook?
@grmpyprogrammer Doomtree Bangarang. All these rappers sound the same.
@grmpyprogrammer I have 50 you can borrow.
@grmpyprogrammer I vote bluetooth as well. Love mine.
@grmpyprogrammer I guess that's why no one calls them the Long-Game Lanisters.
@grmpyprogrammer Then, right before winter is expected to end, when the Kingdom's resources & morale are low, and guard is down: attack!
@grmpyprogrammer If I were a Lanister, here's how I'd do it: Give up the throne to Starks. Keep my men comfortable and trained all winter.
@funkatron The thing that scares me most is the witch hunt attitude that tends to creep up in this industry. /cc @lig @grmpyprogrammer
@funkatron My inclination is to just ignore it unless it becomes part of the language or community. /cc @grmpyprogrammer
@funkatron On the other hand, I think the politics of the issue are on a personal level. No window.godHatesGays() yet. /cc @grmpyprogrammer
@funkatron Knowing you may be helping someone support a cause you disagree with sucks. No disagreement. /cc @grmpyprogrammer
@funkatron I'm with @grmpyprogrammer. When Hans Reiser murdered his wife, ReiserFS was still a good product.
@grmpyprogrammer I'm a little bit familiar with Python.
@grmpyprogrammer Yeah. It could be that I just like weird stuff too.
@grmpyprogrammer Odd. I prefer Python to PHP, though I haven't done anything significant with dates in Ruby or JS. @derickr IS great though.