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Damn, @azizansari. Bailing immediately after your interview with @ConanOBrien? That's some baller-ass @tomhanks type shit.

@booooooooooners Check me out on my website. That's myspace.com/raaaaaaaandy with 8 As!

@CalEvans Oh sure, I didn't intend to contradict you. Connecting people for their mutual benefit is always a good feeling.

@CalEvans Even more fun: introducing two friends so that they can solve MY problems. :-)

Which sucks, because I actually LIKE Chris Meloni. Really looking forward to seeing him in a Wet Hot American Summer (pre/se)quel.

I had a dream that I was among a group of people being held hostage by evil celebrities, and to escape, I ended up shooting Chris Meloni.

@Rob_Sonic Unions can be necessary, but the way the UAW and their pet-politicians ruined Detroit shows that they can be destructive too.

@markjbrown Even PDF is a better option than a Word doc these days. At least my browser an open a PDF. /cc @funkatron

@mollyschaefer You are the only person I know that retweets like this. Weirdo.

"This dude either got two glass eyes or he's wearing his patch on the wrong s-s-s-side." - Aesop Rock, The Harbor is Yours