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@h That has to have been the most complex tweet ever written.

@nezencreation Where is the FiOS at? I'll trade you!

@givan2code Just today? I think you're mistaken.

@amazonmp3 It's a shame that you think that album was worth promoting.

Google+ Instant Upload: Finally sharing with the world the photos that morons die while taking during a natural disaster.

@davidwain I don't see any reason why the cast of Party Down can't be used every time a script calls for caterers from now on.

I won't buy the @SamsungMobileUS #GalaxySII because of @sprint's insistence on fucking it up. If they keep it up, I'll find a new carrier.

@chartjes Pretend to be Ralph instead. That guy has got it made.

@elazar I question the wisdom of putting an ad in a live wallpaper. Seems like the test was broken from the start.

@SamsungMobileUS The superior call quality on the #GalaxySII makes ordering phonetically complex Thai dishes a breeze!