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@allthingsnoisy Maybe she thinks it's hilarious when her daughters trip and fall.

Brilliant idea for @OfficialAdele, free of charge. The "Dude, You're Getting Adele" Tour. @Dell can sponsor.

@givan2code I guess I'm surprised that no one in the solar power industry never considered that trees grow a certain way for a reason.

@funkatron Isn't that pretty much what they did a year ago when they bought WebOS?

RT @kevvyg: I have wireless Internet in my pocket, but we still can't convince vending machines that a dollar with a fold in it is still ...

@SamsungMobileUS Please try to stay out of the patent litigation game that everyone is playing these days. Someone needs to rise above it.

@JustinKownacki Kicking ass. Obviously.

@mollyschaefer Oh yeah? Well I'm the mother fucking admiral of this sailing shit.

@MattSchnauber And grab a few beers with me. Congrats on the new job! The team is probably looking a lot less familiar to me these days.

@givan2code are we talking fresh, crispy green peppers, or mushy, sautéed or roasted green peppers?