@chrismerritt I like to imagine in this scenario that Post Malone is out there with his wealth and tattoos also. And when we bump into each other at the Grammys it is super awkward.
@chrismerritt Classic Chandler!
@chrismerritt @xdesro More like a man feasting.
@chrismerritt Sending you my deepest condolences. So sorry for your loss.
@xdesro @chrismerritt I used to work for a company called Community Elf, and I can't promise there aren't elven photos of me anywhere to be discovered. Stranding strong with my elf brother.
@ramsey @facultyco @shiflett @chrismerritt @coates @realdougwilson @xdesro @sldistin Thank you for being a friend!
RT @chrismerritt: Hey @CapitalOne, I fixed your announcement for you. https://t.co/eN0aGsRK4A