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@MsLarissaG @PGHtransit When a bus says it is going to a garage, that usually means it is on the last leg of the driver's shift.

@michaelianblack Captain Kangaroo Jack was electrifying.

@hynek @dstufft Bad time to start that #ChooseDonald hashtag then?

@hynek @dstufft Stupid joke. Supporting hard work for the public good isn't really plausible given the donor.

@hynek "Peter Thiel just donated $1.25M to Donald…" Whoa! Nice! "…Trump's campaign." Oh, right. /cc @dstufft

@grmpyprogrammer Too late for an "Omelette you finish…" joke? Because omelette you finish, but I make one of the best omelettes of all time.

@michaelianblack They keep saying "your best days are behind you" as an insult, as if you didn't just write a book about basically that.

@grmpyprogrammer Will take a look tonight or tomorrow. Hope that's not too slow!

@VerizonSupport My new router can't get an IP address. Can you help out? I'm a CAT-5 from ONT customer, by the way.

@grmpyprogrammer I'd be happy to! Have to admit though, I never knew that PHP did that (from what I can recall).