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@SageFrancisSFR By the way, I want to thank you killing my productivity this weekend by introducing me to Nardwuar. Seriously, thanks a lot.

@SageFrancisSFR At the end of the day, as long as Ari and Drama can find redemption and come out on top, I'm happy.

"Time of death: 10pm, 9 central."

@SageFrancisSFR I'll believe that it's not you when I hear that voice come out of someone else's face in person.

@BurghPotPie I'm clearly in need of expert assistance.

@BurghPotPie Then you had better come up with a pantry-stocking list for me too. I have Ritz Pretzel Crackers and some Oreos.

@BurghPotPie You can plan my grocery shopping for me then.

Welcome back, students! Looking forward to another year of disorderly conduct and crowded buses. Seriously, you all need to study more.

@h As long as they keep their hands off of Community, 30 Rock and Modern Family, I can handle it.

@EamonLeonard Couldn’t get past the first couple paragraphs of that. The author is trying way too hard for funny, and coming off as douchey.