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@JustinKownacki How long have you been saving that joke?

@allthingsnoisy If you can get out of your AT&T plan, you owe it to yourself to try Android on any other carrier. AT&T ruins the software.

@CalEvans You are popular among robots, it seems. Perhaps Skynet will spare you.

RT @funkatron: "Whenever we have music events, we like to remind ourselves why we do this. So here's a mannequin made out of cash that I ...

@lindseybieda Maybe you've become invisible?

@andreadisaster Well, you can't be right about everything.

@DamonLindelof Sorry, I have to cancel.

@SageFrancisSFR Whether it be Mormonism or Islam or Catholicism, faith doesn't make someone a shitty person. Being a shitty person does.

@tswicegood Where in Michigan? I'll be in the Detroit area Thursday through Sunday.

I really hate when I make a change to a tweet right before sending it, and forget to re-read it to make sure it still makes sense.