@Verizon Fios

@verizonfios Pretty bummed that after a month of semi-regular speed testing, my peak is 648 Mbps, despite the advertised 940 Mbps. Occasionally tested at less than 200 Mbps as well. Maybe you should refund some of my money?

I couldn't possibly be more frustrated with @VerizonFiOS. I will be leaving for a more ethical provider as soon as my contract expires.

I would rather pay a competitor for inferior service, than pay @VerizonFiOS for artificially throttled service. I will be canceling.

Two hours of buffering of a one hour of TV show: brought to you by @VerizonFiOS.

Sorry, @VerizonFiOS, but unless you send a guy to pick up my payment, I'll have to send it to you at one 1/100th of the agreed upon speed.

I wish @hulu would just cache that @DisneyParks ad to my Chromecast. I see it every two minutes, might as well save @VerizonFiOS the effort.

@VerizonFiOS The hard drive went bad on one FiOS box. You sent me another that won't boot up. THIS is why I left Comcast? What a waste.