@burghbaby Next thing you know, she'll be dancing at the Rock 'n' Roll Discos, and getting tattoos!
@burghbaby Tomorrow is no good. I have to twitter-kick @JustinKownacki's ass from like 3pm to 7pm.
@burghbaby What I meant was that I follow you based on your own merits, not because you are in some category of bloggers.
@burghbaby I didn't mean it to be! I'm neutral on the subject of Mommy-Blogs, though I occasionally read yours if a story seems to be funny.
@burghbaby I'm not sure how I ended up following you, but I am certain it's not because you are a mommy-blogger.
@burghbaby Nobody over-shares like you do!
@burghbaby That would be fantastic. Or even to let you recommend followers to a list. Clearly twitter needs to get you on the payroll.
@burghbaby Sorry to hear that. :-( Not a drop of rain in Oakland so far.
@burghbaby I take it you are not in Pittsburgh?
@burghbaby Big kids are such douches.
@burghbaby Yeah, because who knows if the Pengs could actually beat the Red Wings in a Stanley Cup finals again.
@burghbaby Don't be so hard on the underscore. It makes my job easier every day.
@burghbaby The joy of working for an Irish company are the awesome Irish holidays. I'll be enjoying Labour Day tomorrow.
@burghbaby Why do turkeys have sex? Can't they just fly off to wherever the storks get the babies from and pick up their own?
@burghbaby Clearly you haven't seen Billy Madison.
@burghbaby The more you tweet about your daughter, the more I think she might be cooler than me.
@burghbaby I detest the word "cusses." Can we say "curses" or "swears"?
@burghbaby How does it feel to hinge your hopes upon the failures of other people? I'm on your team for the sheer evilness of it! #MR4CRAZY
@burghbaby Well, if you stand to lose $1000, I think it would be worth it to buy any phone.
@burghbaby To be honest, I love Michael J Fox and hate jokes which make fun of his condition. And Chile is great too!
@burghbaby For a second I considered making fun of both Chile and Michael J Fox in a single joke, but I felt bad about how easy it would be.
@burghbaby Clearly the parent of a girl scout needs to move into my apartment building. I'm craving Thin Mints like nobody's business.
@burghbaby I could kiss your car!
@burghbaby DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITTTTTTTTT!
@burghbaby Proper twitter etiquette says that when someone unfollows you, you should not acknowledge, but instead quietly hate them.
@burghbaby What browser?
@burghbaby Start slacking off now, and gradually improve your productivity until you get to where you're at now. It will seem like a gain.
@burghbaby Remember when Subway used to not toss the stems from their banana peppers into your sandwich? I do, and I miss that.
@burghbaby I just noticed your reply to me. The flavor was like Double Chocolate Peanut Butter Sippable Sunday, I think.
@burghbaby They took my favorite shake off the menu. :-(
@burghbaby Yikes!!!
@burghbaby in 100 feet, turn left!
@burghbaby Is it sad that whenever I hear (or read) McNabb, my first thought is of the police officer on Psych? Good ol' McNabb.
@burghbaby I had a lot more jargon ready where that came from... damn 140 character limit! :-)
@burghbaby I had a really great blog post on Shared Foreign Keys and Many to Many tables in Relational Databases. What did you think?
@burghbaby There's a good chance we'll ask for photos anyway.