Twitter Archive

Feeling like I'm very nearly ready to give it all up and just tour the country, rocking the f out.

@thereedoburrito! How've you been? Just noticed in my facebook mini-feed that you are a twitterer now, so I had to look you up.

Rock stars do WAY too many drugs. And the ones that look like your grandparents are the WORST offenders.

Watching the Pilot of the new Cupid on ABC just makes me wonder how much better this show was with Jeremy Piven playing the lead.

Dear Antibiotics: Make me feel better please. Love, Slango

@michaelianblack I'll take black the night tonight since there's nothing good on TV anyway. #shazbot

It's starting to seem like the worst weekend ever might not extend into the week. Thank god.

Looking forward to NBC's new Thursday night drama, Southland.

Attention: if you've been sneaking into my apartment and beating the crap out of me while I sleep, please stop.

I normally don't swear in tweets (or my facebook status) but FUCK YOU, Pep Boys. FUCK YOU big time.