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I am so not ready for #tek09. In fact, I'm not even ready to start a Sunday right now. Someone come pack for me! #phptek

@johannacherry They are a bit late. But then again, a party is a party.

@thereedoburrito How was the movie? Should I make a trip to the theater tomorrow?

@a I really just threw up in my mouth a little bit that time.

@gregchiasson That was the dorkiest way to say "the wedding went well," ever. But congratulations anyway pal.

Also, your fresh salsa (mild) is delicious too.

Dear Trader Joes, The fact that you have several fruit and nut mixes that have no raisins in them makes me sort of want to kiss your lips.

Apartment hunting in Squirrel Hill today. Love the neighborhood, NOT loving the apartments I'm seeing. Another year in Oakland?

@lxt Or that your third guess would always be correct, without fail (unless it's a special two-hour episode)?

@lxt By that, you mean you wish it was Lupus, an auto-immune disease, or cancer every time?