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I deleted my tweet about Michael Jackson. The joke wasn't awful, and no one complained, but I feel bad about making light of a death.
I deleted my tweet about Michael Jackson. The joke wasn't awful, and no one complained, but I feel bad about making light of a death.
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Weird. I like Chicken Salad on bread, but I don't like it in a salad. Naming fale.
Weird. I like Chicken Salad on bread, but I don't like it in a salad. Naming fale.
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@auroraeosrose That kid really puts the pee in pwned. (And to make that joke, I had to break my cardinal rule of words I should never use.)
@auroraeosrose That kid really puts the pee in pwned. (And to make that joke, I had to break my cardinal rule of words I should never use.)
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@suezinlyn LOL. Enjoy your trip! Hope you have a great time, but I had better see you at Code Works in NYC. :-) It's good to hear from you.
@suezinlyn LOL. Enjoy your trip! Hope you have a great time, but I had better see you at Code Works in NYC. :-) It's good to hear from you.
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@likapika Calorie Explosion!
@likapika Calorie Explosion!
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Beginning the last day of my time off in Michigan. It was great to spend a lot of time with my family for once.
Beginning the last day of my time off in Michigan. It was great to spend a lot of time with my family for once.
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@JustinKownacki I favorite anything that I want to refer to later, whether or not it's my own tweet.
@JustinKownacki I favorite anything that I want to refer to later, whether or not it's my own tweet.
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OH: "Things are going to get much, much worse if cell phones don't go; it will be the beginning of world war 3. And text messages too."
OH: "Things are going to get much, much worse if cell phones don't go; it will be the beginning of world war 3. And text messages too."
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Power is out in the apartment. Working/lunching at Panera.
Power is out in the apartment. Working/lunching at Panera.
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Fun things to do when the power is out: walk up behind a stranger quietly and touch their shoulder, or whisper in their ear.
Fun things to do when the power is out: walk up behind a stranger quietly and touch their shoulder, or whisper in their ear.