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@gregchiasson ? PS: None Shall Pass by Aesop Rock is a brilliant song. Also Coffee. Check those out before you pass judgment.

Random lady at McDonalds: I know I'm not going to abduct and murder your kid, but you don't, so maybe object when she talks to strangers.

@BurghPotPie Holy crap.

@JustinKownacki I like the picture that makes it seem like this is what's going on behind the employees only door at your local IHOP.

"Vvvvv Laser shield." #jackdonaghey #30rock

"A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory!" #tracyjordan #30rock

Don't think I'm stupid because of this tweet, but do pirates like parrots because they sort of sound the same?

ABC's The Forgotten is actually a pretty quality show. I think I'll be following this one from now on.

@burghbaby There's a good chance we'll ask for photos anyway.

@scottmac Well therein lies the problem: you were planning your trip with a specific girl in mind. You should be more open minded.