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@BrianRosenberg Thank god you retweeted the most boring sentiment I have ever heard, even among the worthless drivel that is One Tree Hill.

@burghbaby I just noticed your reply to me. The flavor was like Double Chocolate Peanut Butter Sippable Sunday, I think.

@azizansari Duquesne Light got my power back on for the last 45 minutes of the Secret Stash airing. I didn't miss Raaaaaaaandy. Thank God!

@h Belated thanks. (Ed. Note: I was going to wait a month to post this, but thought that might be too long to delay a joke)

When I get married I hope the presents come in the form of Facebook Gifts. I'll have my thank-you messages done in like 20 minutes, tops!

@shiflett, @ElizabethN and @likapika Thank you so much for the birthday wishes!

@billpeduto Then tell Duquesne Light to get my power back on so that I can get busy driving out some darkness.

Doesn't it suck when you type a tweet and then notice the error afterward?

@azizansari Please join me in a special fuck you to Duquesne Light, who made me to miss your special due to a seemingly causeless outage.

Dear Duquesne Light: I can't express the myriad of profanities I would use to describe what you call service, and I call shit.