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@thereedoburrito I agree: it IS a bad representation of college. Then again it is what many kids expect, thus a valid marketing strategy.

@thereedoburrito Sounds like they are missing an excellent marketing opportunity.

@coates I've done that before.

@a Arthur, last name: King.

New guy working the grill at my work's cafeteria has a rough idea about how to make an omelette, but seems to think eggs cook in 5 seconds.

@ramsey Same thing happened to me two days ago. It just eventually went away.

@BurghPotPie Remember that I warned you when you are too busy being harassed by a room full of voyeurs to actually eat any of your food.

@BurghPotPie If you can refuse to kiss when people start tapping their glasses, you will be having my dream wedding.

I hope everyone follows @lisamusing, formerly known as @likapika. She's the coolest!

Touiteur for Android apparently does not supported unicode. What a shame.