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Bus driver: "You know who I vote for? God, that's my only vote." #letmeoffthebusplease

@elazar Oh, I'm sure for many people, #NaNoWriMo is National I Did Something Pretty Cool Month. That's just not my personal experience.

@elazar As far as I'm concerned, #NaNoWriMo should be called National Disappoint Yourself Month.

Dear Steelers, I betrayed my hometown Lions because I assumed you would always be able to back up my arrogant jabs at other teams. WTF.

@elazar Well played sir.

@elazar Don't get your hopes up. #gosteelers

@jwheare http://bit.ly/bwe3Pn

@derickr You must have caught it on a good day. From what I've heard, that airport deserves that spot.

@preinheimer Did you see RED?

@dotjay Your first problem was trying. You are clever effortlessly.