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@elazar I love summer. The farther away from it I get, the angrier I become.

I'd be pissed that it is already October 1st, if it weren't for @brooklynbeta. Can't wait to see so many friends again.

@lukewelling Only way to fix that is a youtube video of you blowing up a washing machine. Instantly cool!

@davidwain There wasn't a single piece of laundry on that list! I call foul!

@SamsungMobileUS Return my #Epic4gTouch. /cc @att

@kevvyg As it turns out, Las Vegas is closer to the ocean than Pittsburgh is.

@lxt If Mozilla started selling Firefox, would that make you all Mozillionaires?

Is it just me, or does #OccupyWallStreet seem to have been organized by morons with nothing more than a finger-pointing agenda?

@ramsey Whoa. My excitement to go back there next year just doubled. /cc @flyingsaucernas

@SaraMG "And we should start with the story of Adam and Eve."