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@funkatron Apple controls the hardware, so it can. Google doesn't get to decide whether manufacturers upgrade their devices.

@funkatron That diagram is kind of misleading about the state of Android because 3 models account for most purchases from that period.

@kevvyg Kevvy G #lessexcitingbandnames :-)

@DOOMTREE I can't wait for No Kings. Want to send my copies early? :-) PS: Please come to Pittsburgh when you tour for this album.

"Halloween is the Arbor Day of urinating." "Wait, so that makes Arbor Day the Wimbledon of having sex."

I supported three font projects on Kickstarter today. I can see why this thing is so popular… I already want to fund more.

@joestump I wish there was more attention on the low ROI that most higher education yields. It's a terrible investment in many cases.

RT @azizansari: Help @superamit beat leukemia. Swab your cheek, possibly save a life. He needs your kit by 11/30. More here: http://t.co ...

@ElizabethN Happy birthday! You're the coolest!

@DOOMTREE Finally got around to placing my preorder. Thanks for letting me buy from you guys directly. Feel better about where my money goes