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Should have walked to pick up my car from the shop BEFORE it started raining.

That's a wrap on my last day of work at @croscon. I've learned a ton, and have had as much fun as I could hope for. Onward to something new.

"The tortillas are made with micro-financed flour." - Brita #Community

RT @ConanOBrien: I saw Rick Santorum on the news today. He was making sure a pregnant pause reached full term.

Am I missing some discussion about semi-colons?

@jnunemaker s/nunemaker/stablemaker/

@maggie1000 You should plan all of your flat tires for a Thursday.

@amyhoy Do we get to stop condemning people for what they've done in the past, and start honoring them for present actions too?

How the fuck do M&M's exist in a world where Cadbury Mini Eggs are an option?

@cameronmoll I'm never going to book 1st Class. I keep hearing this story over and over again.