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Kickstarter idea: miniature pet dolphins.

@bluesmoon Oh, I am. The fascists may not acknowledge it though.

@katiestardust You sure did! And I'm getting even drunker in 2013!

@JessConditt Been a while since we've heard anything about Shadow Complex 2. You should head to Epic and dig up some answers.

@elazar No, Fantasy Football is sports for nerds. /cc @funkatron @ramsey @preinheimer @coates @mwop @shiflett @arzoum @ElizabethN

Glad that people are finally talking about the serious problem of too much violins in America. Been hearing about it on CNN for weeks.

@JustinKownacki Motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane. #SixWordFilmPlots

Thank you for a lovely evening, @dessadarling. And for putting an @abywolf performance right in front of my face. Safe and happy travels!

@astronautalis Too bad you guys can't stop by Pittsburgh for a grilled cheese burger and a rap show. Yay America! /cc @whywithaqmark

@dessadarling I have a spare ticket for tonight's show in Pittsburgh. Feel free to offer it to your followers.