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@lindseybieda At least you are exempt from the most offensive part: Axe thinking you are in their demographic. Sigh.

@rintaun That's because you live in the suburbs. A salad with chicken or steak, french fries, and (usually) cheddar cheese.

Pittsburgh folks: where is the best Pittsburgh Salad? Craving one right now.

@CalEvans @comcast They send the nice people to your house so that they'll be murdered less.

@JustinKownacki Writer? I hardly know her!

@davidwain "Jesus" Haha. I see what you did there.

@steveklabnik It's a lot easier without the bottom 1 billion anyway. /cc @shit_hn_says

RT @coates: Friends: I desperately need to rent my townhouse/apartment. I accidentally mixed up my lease. Please help, #Montreal: http://t.…

@AnderOTHER Just saw this. Hope that actually is easy for you guys, otherwise @GooglePlay has failed me (and you).

@AnderOTHER Can you guys yell at @GooglePlay to fix the cover entry for @SIMSdoomtree, and get Doomtree (metal) out of my auto-playlists.