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@Uber Disambiguation required: #UberPool vs #UberSwimmingPool. Was expecting a car with a pool built in. #marco #polo

@DOOMTREE I assume people from Minneapolis call themselves Mineapples.

@billpeduto The 4 year-old's birthday party which closed my street today should not have qualified for street closure. What to do?

Happy Birthday, @funkatron!

@allthingsnoisy Whoa. Same here. Neat!

@tlesher Actually, the train wreck turned out to be the prepared portion. The live coding went quite well, I think. /cc @pghpy

RT @pghpy: Tonight, @nicksloan is going to talk about plugins. He'll be live-coding, so it should be a fun train wreck to watch. 7pm at @IB…

RT @coates: Before you switch a developer from the thing they're working on to another thing, pretend that it's a 2h drive to the other job…

Two hours of buffering of a one hour of TV show: brought to you by @VerizonFiOS.

Sorry, @VerizonFiOS, but unless you send a guy to pick up my payment, I'll have to send it to you at one 1/100th of the agreed upon speed.