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"You rollerblade into Segal's wedding, you're rolling out with your elbow in your own ass." #HappyEndings
"You rollerblade into Segal's wedding, you're rolling out with your elbow in your own ass." #HappyEndings
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"I heard it in a book I heard." "What now?" #HappyEndings
"I heard it in a book I heard." "What now?" #HappyEndings
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"You look like a young Cathy Bates." "Oh, no it's like if Paul Rudd gave up." #HappyEndings
"You look like a young Cathy Bates." "Oh, no it's like if Paul Rudd gave up." #HappyEndings
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Brad: "Jane, you're drinking?!"
Jane: "What?! You're drinking!"
Max: "Night of a thousand comebacks."
Brad: "Jane, you're drinking?!" Jane: "What?! You're drinking!" Max: "Night of a thousand comebacks."
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"Of course his name is Boe, he probably shaves his toes." #itBegins
"Of course his name is Boe, he probably shaves his toes." #itBegins
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Rewatching the show that once made me lose consciousness from laughter. If I don't tweet quotes every half hour, send help. #HappyEndings
Rewatching the show that once made me lose consciousness from laughter. If I don't tweet quotes every half hour, send help. #HappyEndings
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@kylePGH twitter.com/Therajill/stat…
@kylePGH twitter.com/Therajill/stat…
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@BobbyBurdette Hope you kept an Android device around to check out the Lollipop preview. It's definitely a preview, but still amazing.
@BobbyBurdette Hope you kept an Android device around to check out the Lollipop preview. It's definitely a preview, but still amazing.
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RT @the_nerdery: Apple releases it's newest and most revolutionary product – a gold vertical line. http://t.co/ixuFeidXCU
RT @the_nerdery: Apple releases it's newest and most revolutionary product – a gold vertical line. http://t.co/ixuFeidXCU
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@CalEvans Once had a recruiter drop the ball while setting up a final interview. Missed the opportunity. I'll never work with him again.
@CalEvans Once had a recruiter drop the ball while setting up a final interview. Missed the opportunity. I'll never work with him again.