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@ramsey I'm not sure if abandoning and failing a mission are the same, but the @internetarchive sure is great. I hope @Google is a donor.

Maybe we shouldn't be too surprised by police brutality in real life when we call civil rights abuses entertainment in television and film.

RT @jbafford: Dear Internet, I do not want to listen to it. I absolutely do not want to watch it. I want to fucking read it. Thank you.

@funkatron Pretty sure she consented telepathically or something. Dude is supposed to be a vampire, right? Louis CK has a good joke on this.

Currently listening to 80 on 80 by @DOOMTREE while going 80 on I 80.

@DOOMTREE had better never kick @CECILOTTER13 out of the group. And definitely should not forget to invite him to your dinner party.

"Second, to the Male Men: you're ridiculous, and men's rights is nothing." - Leslie Knope

"Men have had a VERY rough go of it for… just recently. And it ends NOW!" - Parks and Rec.

RT @A_L: Some of the world's most popular software for email encryption relies on one guy, who is going broke propublica.org/article/the-wo…

@larrywilmore Last night's show was wonderful. I love the full-length panel format. The conversation was one of the best yet. #keepingit100