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@jperras More like carbotched!

@tychay @the_simplist Balling out of control.

@mulaney @amtendler One can own enough kimonos to hurt themselves while moving all of them at once?

@astronautalis In fact, just tell us Phoebenautalis fans what we need to do to make that happen, and it will be done.

@astronautalis Smelly Cat rap remix coming soon? Club banger material.

@CommunityTV Whenever I realize that the show I'm watching is about to do a bottle episode, I always shout "We're doing a bottle episode!"

@Pink_Katillac Royal food tester? Tough to get a gig in the first-world, but find an unstable regime and you're totally in.

Whenever I'm struggling through a tough problem, I make myself a delicious steak. Then, even if I fail to solve it, at least I had steak.

@enygma I read something a while back about some government having a policy of raising the suspicion level for those not using social media.

@sempf Sending this to my boss at the end of our next sprint.