Twitter Archive

Starting to seem like @Lil_Eazy_Ana_42 was the worst thing I could have done for my fantasy team this year.

@michaelianblack @ItCanWait If you two don't stop fighting, I'm going to drive this car right into a telephone pole.

Does @anthonyjeselnik ever imagine the success he could have had if that roast had come after the failure of the @realDonaldTrump's run?

@joestump I've always heard that some men turn into bears as they get older, but this is ridiculous.

RT @postwait: A gentle reminder that floating point arithmetic will violate you then strangle you in the night. Sleep well.

@simple I'm also eagerly awaiting Android Pay support. Hope it is a higher priority than launching the Android app was initially.

I'm not sure when @runjewels was added to @GooglePlay, but I'm very glad that they are. Finally giving both albums a listen.

@joestump Enjoy your visit!

@michaelianblack That tweet would have been WILD if you forgot the L in clock.

RT @kgriffs: Inbox zero? I need tabs zero. http://t.co/OjckDuvjYK