September 20, 2014 Finally figured out why chocolate bars with bacon aren't as good as they should be in theory: the ratio is backward. Finally figured out why chocolate bars with bacon aren't as good as they should be in theory: the ratio is backward. ← New business model: Which features can we pretend it took us an extra year to figure out? RT @sempf: QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a … →