@mollyschaefer Hey lady! I've been waiting for forever to congratulate you on your engagement in person. What gives? 🗽🗽🗽🗽
@mollyschaefer Stop hitting on me already! Wait… why am I weird this time?
@mollyschaefer Oh yeah? Well I'm the mother fucking admiral of this sailing shit.
@mollyschaefer You are the only person I know that retweets like this. Weirdo.
@mollyschaefer Awesome.
@mollyschaefer Stop stalking @tigerwoods!
@mollyschaefer NERD! #actuallyitisnot
@mollyschaefer Nope. Way better than that.
@mollyschaefer I have nothing to say to you until you start hanging out with me again. /cc @mattschnauber
@mollyschaefer ... Maybe I did. What's it to ya?
@mollyschaefer, this means you have to start tweeting. /cc @givan2code