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- @JustinKownacki Adding American Acceptionalism to my vocabulary.
- @JustinKownacki I've thought about this a lot. @adampally, @wayansjr, @caseyrosewilson @ZachKnighton, @elizacoupe and @HappyElishas. Can't limit to just four.
- @JustinKownacki I was going to make a joke about Wes Anderson films being the original shared cinematic universe, but then I googled it and found out that some people actually think that.
- @JustinKownacki You're talking to an unrepentant Lost apologist, so...
- @JustinKownacki Haha. I'll watch Spider-Man eventually, but I voted to ditch the franchises.
- @JustinKownacki The next item in my timeline is an ad for the next Spider-Man movie.
- @JustinKownacki How can I get my hands on some of that cash? I assume the money gets sent back to Hollywood in large trucks. Can I just do like a non-violent Ocean's 11 style heist?
- @JustinKownacki You've Got Mail getting a dark, gritty reboot as a horror is more likely.
- @JustinKownacki Obviously that's why I mentioned it. Their manager won't call me back! When they find out, he'll never work in this town again!
- @JustinKownacki A few years ago @pghpy "sold out" (admission was free) two nights of Introduction to Python hosted by @google in Bakery Square, and presented by @mrstevegross, so we added a third night.
- @JustinKownacki Give the people what they want, Justin. And what they want is for you to share links to sex advice columns.
- @JustinKownacki And A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 probably crushes all of those. Or the return of The Good Place in the fall. Or Stranger Things 3 if that's on track for 2018.
- @JustinKownacki If @Chali2na doesn't make an appearance in "Jurassic 5" then that is proof that Hollywood just doesn't get me.
- @JustinKownacki Some programmer friends use LinkedIn skill endorsements as retaliation: You endorsed me for Java? I endorse you for Excel.
- @JustinKownacki Chi-Raq sounded really cool. I'm eager to see that.
- @JustinKownacki This tweet was immediately preceded by twitter.com/broderick/stat… in my feed, which is perfect.
- @JustinKownacki Clean it up, Kownacki. #didNotIntendToAddToTheJoke
- @JustinKownacki Maybe we are inspiring people to explore old movies. I never would have seen True Grit if not for True Grit.
- @JustinKownacki And then I discover that #dickLasers is a real, recent hashtag. What will they think of next.
- @JustinKownacki My guess was #dickLasers.
- @JustinKownacki Maybe because you always keep it real when you're on tour.
- @JustinKownacki Damn. You could have done wonders with Dr. Ken.
- @JustinKownacki While you're at it, add @astronautalis to the list. I think you might like both.
- @JustinKownacki If you're still in Austin then, you should check out @DOOMTREE. schedule.sxsw.com/2015/events/ev…
- @JustinKownacki wish you the best. Enjoy!
- @JustinKownacki I think @billpeduto is awesome. I think Rob Ford is a fucking joke.
- @JustinKownacki I should hope so. Adam is a sociopath, and Blake is the human equivalent of a golden retriever. Anders is actually funny.
- @JustinKownacki Was your halloween costume the tall guy from Workaholics? Because that's who your new profile picture looks like.
- @JustinKownacki Peter panel picked a panel of paneled panels. It's time for panel.
- @JustinKownacki Noticing that no ladies have responded thus far.
- @JustinKownacki Guys not dressing well? Yeah, we pretty much just allow it these days. #evolved
- @JustinKownacki My mom has her television on *constantly*. It weirds me out. I'm more than happy to sit and enjoy some quiet.
- @JustinKownacki This is no time to be pedantic! The people are clamoring for Rob Sharp!
- @JustinKownacki Bring back Rob Sharp!
- @JustinKownacki Writer? I hardly know her!
- @JustinKownacki And if it did, Fox would just cancel it prematurely.
- @JustinKownacki Ridiculous. My number is from Google Voice, so I don't ask phone companies to transfer it for me anymore.
- @JustinKownacki Campbell sucks. Brie is an angel and comedic genius. Irrelevant question.
- @JustinKownacki Should have been a professional athlete. One of my greatest regrets.
- @JustinKownacki Been thinking about this. Automation reduces the human workload. Rather than lighten the load, we fire people and profit.
- @JustinKownacki The Internet is too overreactive to ever make progress on social issues. Need to change people face to face.
- @JustinKownacki Wow. You were right. The Baristas episode was like night and day with the first one. Way to go, @billpeduto.
- @JustinKownacki Haha. @billpeduto Makes a better mayoral candidate than actor.
- @JustinKownacki Motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane. #SixWordFilmPlots
- @JustinKownacki Koch brothers are scumbags, but not because of that. They'll do what makes themselves richer regardless of who wins.
- @JustinKownacki Equally, many democrats believe there will be consequences to electing Romney. This isn't a threat, it is a warning.
- @JustinKownacki This is taking the comment out of context. I'm sure most republicans believe there will be consequences to reelecting Obama.
- @JustinKownacki Happy birthday. My birthday advice was also going to be to avoid bears.
- @JustinKownacki Almost?
- RT @JustinKownacki: I refuse to click through any multi-page slideshow news stories. For me, your page view bullshit stops now.
- @JFSIII Haha. He'll almost certainly have some good advice for her. I'm thinking about it now. /cc @justinkownacki
- @JFSIII You know @JustinKownacki? Neat. Small world.
- @JustinKownacki Well you're the only one.
- @JustinKownacki Not *all* of those outfits look dumb. :-)
- @JustinKownacki Kicking ass. Obviously.
- @JustinKownacki I wish! I would have never behaved as a kid.
- @JustinKownacki Don't purge me!
- @JustinKownacki Google knows to associate "rabbi's advice" with that post, while that post is popular. /cc @abstractedge (2/2)
- @JustinKownacki This is what Google should be doing. I might recall "that post about the rabbi's advice." /cc @abstractedge (1/2)
- @JustinKownacki Not that ads in general are a problem. Just THAT ad.
- @JustinKownacki The Alienware ad that is playing at the beginning of each episode is WAY too loud, and it's kind of ruining this for me.
- @JustinKownacki I've been using it on my Evo 4G for months, and it has been a better experience in most instances.
- @JustinKownacki Pittsburgh's own @cyanogen makes a custom Android ROM that will fix those issues. And more.
- @JustinKownacki You're not old school, you're /classic/.
- @JustinKownacki Mozilla did some usability research for this release which likely showed that you are the only person using the home button.
- @JustinKownacki More likely "Twitter was abuzz with the Lincoln assassination, Napster's final blow against the Union."
- @JustinKownacki 1000 years from now, they'll have merged into a single person.
- @JustinKownacki Are you in Pittsburgh right now? Or just observing from afar?
- @JustinKownacki Common-Law Employed?
- @JustinKownacki Re: the Detroit tweet. I guess my client doesn't know how to @-reply in response to a retweet.
- @JustinKownacki So excited to see that you retweeted this. Honestly, I think you'd really fit in there.
- @JustinKownacki I mean, you are certainly a dashing gentleman, but you really think you account for 3% of Baltimore's attractiveness?
- @JustinKownacki How long have you been saving that joke?
- @JustinKownacki I agree... even in Fantasy and SciFi, most stories fit within a well-worn set of boundaries.
- @JustinKownacki I enjoyed the lack of contrived plot devices to get from Point A to Point B. "Do you know a girl with hair like this?"
- @JustinKownacki I'm going to make the max donation, and cast all of my votes for Rob Sharp.
- @JustinKownacki Welcome to Reality.
- @JustinKownacki Oh, good.
- @JustinKownacki I'm a little nervous here.... I hope you are reserving plenty of votes for yourself in casting.
- @burghbaby Tomorrow is no good. I have to twitter-kick @JustinKownacki's ass from like 3pm to 7pm.
- RT @JustinKownacki: I think an "office" is less necessary than a "place where you can focus and accomplish your goals." If that's your r ...
- @JustinKownacki Good for her! Where do I send marriage proposals?
- @JustinKownacki Seems like a cool project. Love Kickstarter.
- RT @JustinKownacki: Wow! 2 days ago, this Kickstarter project needed almost $5K to get funded. With 1 day left, they only need $225! htt ...
- @JustinKownacki Also Sage Francis and Atmosphere. When Life Gives You Lemons You Paint That Shit Gold is my favorite album, any genre.
- @cloverdew P.O.S., Dessa and Eyedea & Abilities should also be on your list. All amazing. /cc @JustinKownacki
- @JustinKownacki Sorry about the unhelpful comment earlier. Surely you know I meant it teasingly and not doucheishly.
- @JustinKownacki The whole internet hates the <center> tag. Welcome to the year 2000.
- @JustinKownacki You just became a dinosaur.
- @JustinKownacki The other day, I was thinking that @stbd and other web shows should market themselves as the answer to the summer TV void.
- @JustinKownacki I'm on the Pandora bandwagon for sure, but the best way to find music that I like is still word of mouth.
- @JustinKownacki I'm not a big fan of genius. Last time I used it, it was clearly based on sales, not musical qualities.
- @JustinKownacki I don't think many casual twitter users would pay. Social media guys might, but they'd just be marketing to each other then.
- @JustinKownacki Please don't reinvent the ".@" clusterfuck, which is still an annoyance to many users to this day.
- @JustinKownacki If you are in Pittsburgh this weekend, you have to try Union Grill's new burger. It will make your week.
- @JustinKownacki ANYONE that thinks that Apple even knows the word benevolent ought to be slapped.
- @JustinKownacki I'm not sure most athletes would welcome being compared to the Detroit Lions.
- @JustinKownacki It's more likely that the Droid happened to look for the new message sooner after the message was received than Gmail did.
- @JustinKownacki Don't worry. I'm sure all of the employees are still bringing their own from home. Cleanliness is next to godliness.
- @JustinKownacki In total sincerity... my favorite tweets of yours are when you are working in a random café and providing commentary.
- @JustinKownacki Go hang out with her. Make some popcorn. She'll think you're a psycho.
- @JustinKownacki Hi Ann! Tell Justin to write some more crazy STBD antics for you to get into.
- @JustinKownacki Glad to know I'm not the only one!
- @JustinKownacki So being in a film festival cancels out being titled "Herpes Boy." I get it.
- @JustinKownacki More importantly, Herpes Boy has apparently been accepted. This is rock bottom.
- @JustinKownacki Check yourself, literate boy. In other news, I think telling @JustinKownacki to check himself just became a meme.
- @JustinKownacki I only count Glenn Beck as 3/5 of a person.
- @JustinKownacki If you really want to mess with the dog, you should get your computer to play happy sounding barks every now and then.
- @JustinKownacki Droid man. No question.
- @JustinKownacki I just remembered something that I really miss from STBD: Suicidal Gunshow, more specifically Violet.
- @JustinKownacki Deja vu.
- @JustinKownacki Something is fishy here... Detroit ranked 12th? Then why does Detroit get such a bad rap?
- @JustinKownacki We need fewer "experts" and more interesting people. Companies can hire an interesting person to make them seem interesting.
- @JustinKownacki Answer: no.
- @JustinKownacki I like the picture that makes it seem like this is what's going on behind the employees only door at your local IHOP.
- @JustinKownacki Per our conversation today, check out the latest albums from Atmosphere and P.O.S too.
- @JustinKownacki I liked to believe that Williams evolved.
- @JustinKownacki The better question is how is he connected to you?
- @JustinKownacki You hear that? It's official, Puppets To Be Desired, produced by @slango and @allthingsnoisy coming soon!
- @JustinKownacki Is it about STBD? Complete with a new episode? With Rob Sharp? And Jack? Hope so.
- @allthingsnoisy, @andreadisaster, @justinkownacki What is it with yinzers and ridiculously long twitter handles?
- @JustinKownacki http://bit.ly/175ntB You're not the only one talking about fail.
- @JustinKownacki Rufus clearly has the heart of a lion and is always ready for a fight.
- @JustinKownacki Well, acquaintance just sounds a bit too forced and tedious. "You have 3 acquaintance requests pending."
- @JustinKownacki If that passes, expect to see legislation barring you from ever leaving your house.
- @JustinKownacki If only a decentralized micro-blogging standard existed. An Open Micro-Blogging if you will. Maybe called laconi.ca.
- @JustinKownacki I thought the 140 character limit did that? :-)
- @JustinKownacki Sure THOSE signs are BS, but stop signs, yield signs, DO NOT ENTER SIGNS… I can't get enough of 'em.
- @JustinKownacki Might I suggest @JKownacki. @replying to you is a major pain. :-)
- @JustinKownacki Though to clarify, it is a very nice luxury in times of surplus; I'm also not saying that PA is *right* to cut art funding.
- @JustinKownacki Have to disagree with you here: road signs are a serious issue. Art isn't the government's responsibility.
- @JustinKownacki I'm sure you can get a Tweet This" button by a Firefox extension, but I don't see it becoming a default browser feature.
- @JustinKownacki You'll be too busy jamming out with your new, remastered The Beatles albums and The Beatles Rock Band on that day anyway.
- @JustinKownacki My coworkers travel between the two cities often, and they always seem to take the train.
- @JustinKownacki LOL. You need to get back to Pittsburgh where the only distractions are the baristas hit-or-miss musical selections.
- @JustinKownacki You've stumbled upon another one of my gripes. Online banking and bill pay is no better than dragging around sacks of cash.
- @JustinKownacki Don't forget that you can use National City ATMs as if they were PNC ATMs now.
- @JustinKownacki Local news is the last thing that you need TV for. Just go with no TV at all if that's the case. Get an Apple TV or Boxee.
- @JustinKownacki You're clearly not meant to leave.
- @JustinKownacki That reminds me… good luck with the move and the new city. I'm glad I got a chance to meet you before you leave.
- @JustinKownacki Why block people? Do you get a lot of mentions from spammers? A few obvious spammers follow me, but they never bother me.
- @JustinKownacki Maybe the tide is turning. Given our conversation yesterday, that is great news.
- Met up with @JustinKownacki, some PodCampers and other Pittsburghers at Oh Yeah! for a delicious treat and great conversation.
- @JustinKownacki I favorite anything that I want to refer to later, whether or not it's my own tweet.
- @JustinKownacki Yeah, I just drove through that way. It's a mess. I can't believe this rain.
- @JustinKownacki I feel like the implication of that statement is the same whether you are the bar, or you just set it.
- @JustinKownacki I was using Tweetie on my iPhone almost exclusively. Now I'm using Tweetie for Mac 60%, Tweetie for iPhone 40%. Why un-good?
- @JustinKownacki I bet it will change itself into a tea next week if it thinks it has a better shot at people drinking it.
- @JustinKownacki I watched the video, and you're right. I apologize for Detroit. Though you can't blame the players, nor all of the people.
- @JustinKownacki Hey, hey, hey! I'm from Detroit, and I have to say that I've seen nothing but animosity toward the Red Wings here.
- @JustinKownacki Can Rich move the Island in the finally episode?
- @JustinKownacki Have you made any decisions about the future of the show? If this is the last episode we had better see Rob Sharp.
- @JustinKownacki Ann needs her own Twitter account. Or Sports show. But only if she doesn't hold back.
- @JustinKownacki Damn. That's harsh. I guess you'll just have to stay put.
- @JustinKownacki Safety in Baltimore! Ha! I found Google Maps Street View very handy for getting a feel for a neighborhood when I moved here.
- @JustinKownacki Wow. Huge news. Good luck. If you end STBD, you had better end it well! Congratulations to Ann on the job.
- @JustinKownacki I chose not to use the reply feature, so using the .@ trick is really worsening my twitter experience since I can't opt-out.
- @JustinKownacki I've re-instituted speakeasies, just because that seems like a depression-y thing to do.
- @JustinKownacki I hate driving on country roads... who would want to do that?
- @iheartpgh PGHers in need of humor in their lives should probably follow @stdb, and perhaps @JustinKownacki, the show's creator.
- @JustinKownacki Handy URL. I have used Urban Spoon before, but not that URL. Lulu's noodles is the best in Oakland? I'm questioning that.
- @JustinKownacki That's appalling. Our nation's youth are turning to shit before our eyes, and I do blame the parents, AND MTV.
- @JustinKownacki I'm not a freelancer, but I do work from home and it would be nice to work outside of the apt once in a while.
- @JustinKownacki I've heard you mention Crazy Mocha a few times. Are there any other places that freelancers in the city tend to congregate?
- @JustinKownacki PCPGH? I thought Pittsburgh's charm was its disregard for political correctness?
- @JustinKownacki I'll choose abstinence over AIDS anytime. Bush has made an effort in Africa though, and we shouldn't belittle that.
- @JustinKownacki A few months ago the Daily Show had a segment about how much good Bush has done for Africa. Who knew?
- @JustinKownacki I hope the humor came through on that last tweet.
- @JustinKownacki I totally disagree. The path of least resistance is the path of virtue. You're totally wrong. I'm right.
- @JustinKownacki Sorry, saw it in your blog and decided to go the lazy route to find out more. I'll messge them, thanks.
- @justinkownacki Any news on a when or where for the next Refresh Pittsburgh meet-up? I'd like to check it out, but no info on the website.