@Virginia Montanez

@woy @JanePitt Oof. Don’t say that to Oscar Isaac.

@JanePitt @jlincfogarty (Been here for over a decade)

@JanePitt @jlincfogarty Same here. I know what it is, but somehow I’m still afraid I’ll use it wrong and embarrass myself.

@JanePitt Perfectly captured my sentiment.

RT @JanePitt: One of you in PA who is not registered to vote, click this link, register, then tell me you did it and make me feel good toda…

@JanePitt @billpeduto The why is pretty shit too.

@JanePitt Inconceivable!

@JanePitt Fuuuuuck that is depressing. Hopefully your audience can point toward actions we can take or organizations we can support to reverse this. I love Pittsburgh, but I don't want to live in a city that doesn't care for all of my neighbors equally. I assume @billpeduto has some ideas?

@JanePitt If we lose our low cost of living (and I think we are), I hope it's slow and organic, not raffled off to the highest bidder at the cost of our most vulnerable neighbors. I still support @billpeduto, but I've been deeply disappointed by the at-all-costs secrecy of the bid.

@JanePitt You'll be fairly accurate if you just start humiliating people at random. The forecasts are expecting 50% on the high end. I say aim for people in their twenties (less likely to vote/more susceptible to humiliation) and live with the collateral damage.

RT @JanePitt: I broke up with the NFL. pittsburghmagazine.com/Best-of-the-Bu…

RT @JanePitt: "Pittsburgh makes sure ... simple things like topography will never stop progress." This post is AMAZING. My God. http://t.co…

@JanePitt I'm sorry I offended you, and I'm sorry that you would rather lose a reader than acknowledge friendly criticism.

@JanePitt I love sick kids as much as the next guy, but your twitter stream and blog are turning into a constant solicitation. Not fun.

@JanePitt To be fair, I think both make sense. Unlike when people say "mine as well".

@JanePitt "As god *is* my witness"? I always thought it was "God *as* my witness" We'll need to get an official ruling here.

@JanePitt Are you updated to the latest (and greatest?) Wordpress? Must stay on top of those updates (or switch to Habari).

@JanePitt You live in the same town as Jeff Reed; which vice to exploit should be a no-brainer.

@JanePitt Just remind them that a July article should be about the sun, which hasn't exactly been coming out to inspire you lately.

@JanePitt Wish Las Velas was open a bit later! I have a tendency toward late dinners.

@JanePitt You're starting to train your army young aren't you? She'll be swatting at pigeons in no time.

@JanePitt Taxes are done here, with the exception of city. I've loved PGH like it's my hometown, but this feels like such a betrayal.

RT @JanePitt: Dear Santonio, Don't let the door smack you in the giant freshly showered penis on your way out.

RT @JanePitt: Does anyone know anyone who knows anyone at Panasonic? Looking to buy the ToughBooks for Children's Hospital. #MR4K

@JanePitt Yeah, but if you use your imagination, isn't an MRI machine kind of like a spaceship?

@JanePitt At this rate, you might as well start donating MRI machines... #MR4K

@JanePitt Does Yahoo! pick randomly, or does it attempt to pick well?

@JanePitt The really depressing thing is the thought of all the kids in the world that don't have an Ali and Jamie to fight for them.

@JanePitt You should give a mention on your blog for anyone that sees and photos Lukey. A free wear Pittsburgh t-shirt if they tackle him.

@JanePitt No fair! They add extra jokes to the movies for you?!

@JanePitt Your son sounds awesome.

@JanePitt Be sure to remind them that by saying that, they forced you to learn something that is otherwise totally useless to you.

@BurghPotPie @JanePitt Just get in touch with the person however you normally would. It's just nerdy slang.

@JanePitt @BurghPotPie It comes from the command ping, as in "ping google.com." Honestly, pinging people makes more sense in real-time chat.

@JanePitt When you "ping" a computer, it's a way of checking to see if it's there and will respond. The same applies for people, I guess.

@JanePitt Based on everything we've heard about your mother, I would totally read that blog.

@JanePitt Oddly enough I was watching the first season of The Tudors on Showtime tonight, which also features those crazy Boleyn girls.

@JanePitt Glad everything worked out. Now please, make fun of the mayor for heaven's sake.

@JanePitt Ah, it kind of sounded like there was some kind of conspiracy at work here, possibly reaching to the highest levels of government.

@JanePitt BTW, I hope that doesn't come off as adversarial. I've been wishing for nothing but the best for those kids and the McMutries.

@JanePitt True story? I would think the true story would be most helpful in getting these poor kids some help. I'm confused.

RT @JanePitt: I have updated on the situation at #BRESMA. http://thatschurch.com/

@JanePitt I'm just going to blame WordPress because the code for WordPress is a big bucket of shit.

@JanePitt Quit stalling! You knew we'd do it, you should have had the photo ready.

@ZacharyQuinto You should donate to @JanePitt's cause. It's for the kids! Also, you should humiliate @tehraven publicly for being a jerk.

@JanePitt Doooooo itttttt!

/me kind of wishes @janepitt's husband's restaurant would deliver something delicious to me right now.

@JanePitt If I here the Dave Chapelle/Wayne Brady "choke a bitch" line one more time, I will drive this car into a telephone pole!