Max: "Rockefeller over here too good for free underpants." #HappyEndings
"Shut up Steven Tyler. You know I love Mahjong." #HappyEndings
"You rollerblade into Segal's wedding, you're rolling out with your elbow in your own ass." #HappyEndings
"I heard it in a book I heard." "What now?" #HappyEndings
"You look like a young Cathy Bates." "Oh, no it's like if Paul Rudd gave up." #HappyEndings
Rewatching the show that once made me lose consciousness from laughter. If I don't tweet quotes every half hour, send help. #HappyEndings